Floofco drinkable fluffies (Thatmotherfluffer)

So… if one prefers alcoholic beverages does the alcohol affect the fluffy too or is it immune to whatever the beverage may contain? :hmm:

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It heavily affects normal and kiddie sized ones but keg sized ones are immune to it

You have to refill them yourself

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“Siwwy wawa no make Kegstan’ happy no mowe. Dat poopies.”

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Normal sized fluffy stumbling past: evewythin am spinnies

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Side note: they can’t breed without help because they are sometimes too big to mount one another

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That’s it! I’ll have kiddie sized then and use as hip flasks. Fun for the whole party. :smiling_imp:

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They might try to escape the pocket they are in due to being drunk

The towel burrito might do the trick then. :wink:

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Is it piss? If it’s piss you have to say so!

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It’s not piss but if you want to you can fill it with piss. Here’s how:
Step 1
Insert refill hose into rectum
Step 2
Pour preferred beverage into hose
Step 3
once full, remove hose
Step 4
Enjoy

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But then what do I do if I want to give it an enema?

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Use extra lube

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Is that green fluffy special for St. Patrick’s Day? :beers::beer::shamrock::shamrock:

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I’m guessing it’s full of Surge.

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What flavors are there ?

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Strawberry
kiwi
Grape
Coconut
Chocolate milk

You can fill it with any other beverage too!

Hmm, no apple ?

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There’s apple cider

Who needs one of those when you can harvest their tears of fear and despair. But that is an interesting concept

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