i dont even follow my own headcanon lol
lets just pretend kids tought the fluffy fluffy speech to get him killed
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I appreciate his desire to go easy on stray fluffies, but he probably shouldn’t have let her go after she ate his flowers the second time.
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“Pwease nice mistah! Fwuffy am hungry!”
“You fat fucks are always hungry!”
“Please sir, I need to feed my family. I can’t look for food for my family if I die of starvation! You must let me rest and eat a bit and I will be on my way soon.”
Tears up
“This hits a little too close to home”
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3rd time? Da fluffy is most definitely not sorry. Not one bit. Nope. It will do it again and again and again and so on.
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Well, sorry to be caught. Just like a little kid and most adults 
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