Elmo’s good deed made the fluffy family very happy, one mouth fed and nome hungry anymore. Yay to Elmo!
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you can’t avoid reality dad, and the reality is that your family is gone and you’re still here, and that elmo knows where you live.
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“Can you help Elmo count how many foals he can squeeze out of the mare?”
That stallion better run if he knows what’s best for him. Not that he’d get far anyway.
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in his thinking was the option of “fligth” I guess fear rendered that alternative useless.
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What a pathetic father, cowering instead of doing something! I’ll save some horrible tortures for him, especially in the “pelvic” region.
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There is no place for cowardice in Elmo’s World
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could you propose that the first foal out of the mother be a suppository so that the father stops dirtying elmo’s alley with his diarrhea?
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I am all okay with fluffies being mutilated and all… but we all know that the dead and dying bodies of random stray fluffies will be tossed into the trashcan Oscar lives in after the abusers had their fun.
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fluffy dads that act like cowardly little cucks are a particular rage trigger for me. It’s one thing for a fluffy to be a coward, but it’s quite another when that cowardice allows harm to come to others through inaction.
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Oscar the Grouch hates fluffy with such a burning wrath for me making his home smell more rancid that normal, that if he hears a single baby’s peep, he’s capable of destroying a herd of 25+ fluffies without effort and under 30 minutes
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OLFACTORY SENSES DETECT FLUFFY
Oscar’s goofy ass:
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this sesame street fluffy lore is the good shit.
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Looking for a home with a baby and already pregnant again, it is clear that fluffies are not very good at thinking ahead.
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No natural instincts, no predatory knowledge and they always assume the best of everything and everyone.
Only if they’ve met with Big Bird, Ernie or Fozzie Bear, truly unfortunate circumstances for the Shitmunks…
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