Turns out these little shits are good for something! Their fur, or “fluff” as they call it. An elderly couple put out a flyer asking for help sourcing blue fibers. The wife knits and spins her own yarn and the husband makes his own flies for fly fishing. I gave them a batch of these little guys fur and they both love it! I’ve found that exposing them to just above lethal cold makes their fur grow faster and thicker, I’ve whipped up this homemade contraption to maximize efficiency. This will be a great side hustle for years to come!
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Don’t forget your name in the title!
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I love industrial abuse
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Uh oh how do I do that!?
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Eyyy you averted the owl’s wrath! Good show, old sport
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Welcome and much happiness here. I love to see more of this clever abuse for these idiotic pests. Good they have some uses for us!
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I thought the guy was holding out his weirdly shaped dick to a bunch of fluffies in the thumbnail
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Yeaahhh I see it, I didn’t think that through too well. You’re not the first to say that either. 
S T O N K S 
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I don´t know
I like businesses like this that aren’t reliant on them being sane. Go “wan die” idgaf. You don’t need hope to produce fur, shitrat
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