It was the day they will interview mr darwin the one who played the infamous villainous dragon,“archmon”,hecter was standing on his two hind hooves to reach the camera before grabbing it with his mouth and then setting it up (with the help of Henry since hands are better then hooves,at least in setting up the camera and such) meanwhile Martha was preparing her questions and putting on some makeup,and then people got into position,then a man in black holding a red fluffy with green hair and a red horn in his arms,the man sits on the soft chair with the fluffy in his hands,Martha already sitting signals for the Henry and hector to start recording
Martha:“well hello everyone,welcome to fluff news,where you can find the latest fluffypony news,today we have a guest”
She gestures at the red fluffy,the fluffy waves it’s hoove
Mr Darwin:“hewwo evewyone”
Martha:“its mr Darwin,the infamous fluffy who played as the infamous villainous dragon archmon in the movie,fallen kingdoms:dragons of the abyss”
A clip of a the protagonists standing infront archmon is then played
Archmon:“You Dare Walk On MY LAND And Expect Your Journey To Be Walk In The Garden?”
Marco the elf says:“…yeeeeeees?”
As he smiles awkwardly
Archmon is infuriated he then breaths the fires of the abyss,no closes they’re eyes Except marco,and as the fire and dust clears,the group is unharmed,for a barrier surrounded them,Ethen grins at archmons suprised face,archmon then scoffs and fly’s away(note archmon sounds like sauron from lord of the rings)
When archmon is gone,Berbato the dwarf says:“wasn’t that our last charge?”
Ethans face transforms from a smug look to a panicked smile as the clip ends
Martha:“that performance was incredible”
Mr Darwin:“thank you”
Martha:“must i ask what inspired this movie,or like the whole franchise?”
Mr darwin was confused for a second before pulling himself together
Mr darwin:“uh weww,it’s pwetty much king of da wings and genewal fantasy,but why ask me shouldn’t you be as-” mr darwin was cut off mid sentence
Martha:“anyway next question,what’s your opinion on the current fluffy hate?”
Mr darwin immediately catches on what’s she trying to do but decide to answer since dodging the question will ster controversy
Mr Darwin:“…weww,I’m not happy about it,i can’t put bwame on the humens who awe pawt of the mob of anti fwuffys,the fwuff waw was to twaumatising Fow most suwvivows,many famiwy membews,fweinds and comwades wewe wost in dat waw,I’m sowwy fow aww does who stiww haven’t wecovewed mentawwy ow physicawwy,…but it’s not ouw fauwt,if it wasn’t fow dat waw we would’ve stiww been in swaughtew houses,in twash cans,ow even on da side of da woad,stawving to death,ow dying of diseases,i know many humens wiww say dat they awso wewe in da same situation,but it doesn’t mattew,peopwe ow fwuffys,they wewe dying ow being towtuwed by maniacs,and now evewything,is bettew,childwen deaths have gone down by 35% thanks to fwuffys pony’s magic howns,housing costs have went down to onwy 10k pew medium sized house,and homewess people can now west in gaint homewess shewtews, and medicaw fees don’t cost an awm and a weg anymowe, and insuwance companys actually do thewe job,what I’m saying is dat at weast evewything is bettew now”
Martha:“wow that was a great speech” obviously faking her enthusiasm,while hoping more people will ignore it so that the fluffy hate can continue,more hate more news to cover
Mr darwin:“thank you,but it wooks wike i got to go now”
He then tabs the man in blacks leg three times,the man understands and stands up and goes to leave
Martha seeing her view bomb walk away is unhappy
Martha:“wait you haven’t answered the rest of the questions”
Man:“mr Darwin has more important business at hand”
Martha hesitates before sighing and sitting on her chair,she looks at the camera
Martha:“well this is for fluffnews see you next time” she curses mr darwin under her breath
Fluff world:when fluffys are as equal as humans
Origin:thanks for reading more to come=)
