I like to imagine carnivorous duck sitting in a tall leather chair behind a mahogony desk on the highest floor of Carnivorous Products inc.
well dressed man enters office
“Sir, heres the quarterly reports you requested”
quack
“n-no sir she’s still on vacation”
quack!
“But sir…”
QUACK!
“Y-yes sir, ill call her”
quack quack
“Yes sir. Your usual with vanilla, fluffy blood, and extra foam?”
quack