A light blue pegasus fluffy (a former bestest babbeh) with a flowing and majestic yellow mane wanders into an alleyway, looking for food, toys, or a mare to fuck.
Or hopefully a human who’ll adopt him and give him everything he wants.
So he’s like the overwhelming majority of male fluffies.
The fluffy spots what appears to be a female fluffy facing away from him.
He trots up to her, penis erect. He ignores the piles of fluffy skeletons around him.
“Hewwo pwetty mawe! Wan be speshuw-fwiend and habe speshuw-huggies?”
Taking the fact that she didn’t immediately say no as consent (not that he’d stop if she said no) the fluffy tries to insert his penis where the mare’s vagina would be.
Instead the fluffy’s penis is seized by a massive crab claw and he’s pulled into the pile of fluff he’d just tried to hump. After a minute of screaming and hungry crab noises the fluffy’s picked-clean skeleton is expelled from the pile of fluff along with a $5 bill.
Author’s note: Fluffcrabs came from the same alternate dimension as the tentacle monsters. Like all denizens of that dimension they love eating fluffies.
They build nests out of the fluff of the fluffies they eat, using them as camouflage to draw in more fluffies to prey upon. Fluffcrabs are only eaten by humans and tentacle monsters, they’re incredibly delicious and taste better than normal crabs.
It’s a common sight to see homeless people and tentacle monsters fighting over who gets to eat a fluffcrab they’ve both come across. The tentacle monsters always win.
Only tentacle monsters know where fluffcrabs get the $5 bills they expel after they eat fluffies but they’re not telling. Don’t ask people if they’re tentacle monsters, it’s rude.
Fluffies hate being eaten alive by crabs because they hate being eaten alive.
This was inspired by @FallenAngel007 's art of fluffies getting eaten by monsters.
