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Eeeek! See site rules, SEE SITE RUUUUULES! 
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Cmon, April foolS, it’s just a missing S you know what I’m trying to say
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SCREEEEEE!!! BAD SPESHUW HUGGIES!!! NU WIKE!!! NU WIKE!!! EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Not the good news I was expecting. Turbo humping a fluffy to death does sound hilarious though
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Ok April fools and all but that reminded me of postal 2 .
F was the designated button to whipe out your shlong and pee on people (or yourself when you were set on fire).
Some started puking some ran away in panic police screamed at you to cover yourself and beat you up if you didn’t .
You think it grows old but it never did.
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@IcepickVasectomy DO IT NAO
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Hey, can this be one of those April fools joke that ends up being real I wanna cock slap a fluff
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Rebuild
YOUR
LIGHTING
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This was a perfect April Fools joke! Something that could potentially have been real, yet too absurdly controversial to be in any way a good idea. 
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No just no
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bro is someone gonna make a pornhub video of this?
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oh yeah
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Don’t you have a release date yet?
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Is this real or an April Fool’s joke?
Please be real I’m such a degenerate
Soon™
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