Be twisted epic psychopath lol
live in the middle of city composed entirely of alleyways
but you also have a basement
do not have a job
go around alleys constantly picking up fluffies
fluffies are overpopulated
but also die when you breath on them
yet they stay alive for tortures that would kill a human
find soon mummah
”nyu daddy?”
”Dark circus! EDGE! Come play little girl! Phrase not found!”
fluffy accepts because it’s a dumbass
wait for an hour for the fluffy to do something
like the roman empire or the bush administration you must wait for false pretenses to attack
your entire house consists of ming pottery, antique Russian furniture and fabrige eggs and Persian rugs
you somehow still have money
you do not like any of these items
they exist so you have an excuse to torture fluffies
because it’s not like a mix between a horse, a toddler and a pig would break things and shit itself
because you kidnap a fluffy everyday the ones you don’t replace are already pretty much destroyed
fluffy manages to shit on the one spot of bare floor in the house
take the least ruined Persian rug which you keep in the bathroom and rub it into the shit
”Look what you did? Do you know what this means?”
fluffy does not know, “Wan miwkies?”
the fluffy is an adult
”Nooo itmeans you’re a bad fluffy whose gonna get tortured epically by me.”
”Pway!”
actually you forgot to mention your collection of dangerous chemicals and powertools
including the combination chainsaw and belt sander you own that ends in a sledgehammer
”See the world is a harsh and unfair place, and that’s what makes it wonderful unless those bad things happen to me then I cry like a little bitch!”
you say epically with a twisted grin in your mouth full of sharp teeth
”Wub mummah!”
you are a man
the soon mummah does not recognize danger as you put it on the combination of every power tool ever invented
fluffytv blares in the background for extra irony
and because it reminds you to hate fluffies in case you forget
fluffies stomach is now a bloody mess as it’s crotch tits are torn leaving a trail of blood and milk
”mummah nyu huwties!”
it shrieks as it gets cut in half
the fluffy shits itself
fluffy is now cut in half but still alive
”Bad upsies…”
you pour salt on it
it screams
epically
lol
babbehs are alive
somehow
”Nyu daddeh?”
they are technically premies but they can still talk
you are so angry and horny that they exist you smash a fabrige egg
it is their fault
you smash them with a hammer but they are still alive
“Wai daddeh huwt am onwy widdwe babbeh.”
”Repeat monologue.”
fluffies have no idea what you’re saying so it’s completely pointless to tell them
you do it because that’s what epic psychos in movies do
put them in blender
”Wub ou!”
they say despite being smashed and their only experience being you torturing them
shit themselves
make foalgarita
enjoy the taste of raw blood, ligaments and fecal matter
hugboxer comes in
epically pwn them
mayor comes in
”Good job abuser here’s a million dollars.”
children with their own you brand abuse kits come in
”Here abuser have a trophy!”
your crush from school comes in
”Abuser have another trophy.”
smear shit on your face and get erect
you are an upstanding member of the community
even though you live alone and do nothing productive
because you spend all your time killing one kind of animal in the least efficient way possible
