Fluffies have taken over my thinkie pwace (Fluffyhurt)

Fluffy ponies have taken over my thinkie pwace ever since stumbling upon a gayroommate vid.
Omg the abuse gives me a feeling of elation. Tho I love animals and will never hurt one. Its just that fluffies are written to be annoying even the
well behaved ones triggers my cute aggression/sadism.

I did feel a bit emotional reading the hugbox rosemary story. Therefore I am a totally normal person with empathy

Now I’m thinking of ways to bring fluffies into existence.
This is so silly.

Option 1: Video Game
Highly interactive simulation video game with advanced ai, sound, visuals & game design.

Option 2: Mechanical
Robot pet with mechanical skeletal frame w soft flesh
With advanced A. I brain w working digestive and nervous systems
Reproduction is not possible but perhaps a workaround is possible. A fluffy doesn’t necessarily have to physically give birth to convince it that it has foals. Perhaps make robot foals. Downside is it won’t grow.

Option 3: Bring it to life (the real thing)
Synthetic morphology, genetic engineering.

Option 1 is easiest. I saved hundreds of comics, photos, text stories for reference.
I’m daydreaming about making the most interactive advance pet sim game ever made. Even tho I know jackshit about game development. I want it to be a substitute for real fluffies.
I legit listed down hundreds of ideas I want to incorporate into my imaginary game. And I keep adding more as I consume more fluffy content. Omg I wish someone else make the same game I want to make so I wouldn’t have to.

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Hello, welcome.

Please make sure to out your username in brackets at the end of your post title.

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Cool, how old are you? Over 13? Don’t make me use my ban hammer :martini:

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I’m 20

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I do not believe you but lack evidence to the contrary, I will be observing you from afar :martini:

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Apologies for the immediate jump, I’ve already banned one child today and I will gladly ban another if it shows itself

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RIP bozo to any child that stumbles upon fluffy content. Hope they grow up to be normal

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I found fluffies when I was 12 (2013ish) and look at how healthy I am now

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Dayum

Just you wait until you start having the dreams

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They told me the same thing when i was a teacher, guess some things really are the same

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I also sometimes think about how cool it would be to have a live fluffy. I even began to notice fluffy traits in my cats and dog (one day I’ll sketch their fluffiness). So far I’ve only come up with the idea of ​​ordering a plush toy with my oc.

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if your making a game your cooked, making ai for fluffies is hard af

Just write a story or make art.

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I tell the animals they’ll go in the sorry box if they don’t act right

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Opt. 1) Sim games have been started, a few have gotten somewhat playable, none that I know of have ever been completed, but it’s still fun to see people’s work :glee:

Opt. 2) Between my vocation, my RC hobby, and past experience making props, I’ve started on this path~ It’s more of an RC puppet (like OG Jim Henson) than automaton, but I think it could be fun to finish them this winter:

Opt. 3) Have you seen the price of stem cells lately?! IDK… for all I know, you have a Scrooge-McDuck-ian money vault and a genetic lab in the garage :shrug:

Welcome to the Pinata Ranch! :derp:

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I sincerely consider this a good advice, if you are looking for something in this community that does not satisfy you, you can do it yourself, even if it is not good, it will get that need out of your system, if your story is bad, do not expect flowers, but this way you get better.

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I feel the same way.

I want to squeeze a chirpie in my fist so bad. Option 3 would be my pick, as option 2 would be a lot more expensive to the customer whereas fluffies are supposed to be cheap because we run through them so quickly.

Many have tried, none have gotten too far into development. Maybe one day.

As to the other options, I don’t think anybody capable of building a working robot fluffy or genetically engineering a brand new creature that can talk would be hanging out on this site, but ya never know. I think Fluffies are best left as fictional creatures anyway. I’d much rather anybody capable of building a robot fluffy or making a brand new living creature, doing something more valuable with their great intellectual gifts and technical knowledge.

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Man what a time to be alive

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