Like someone going to find out. Play it smart, and you will become their personal god, jailer and tormentor
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As the manager of this establishment, I make sure that the store radiates pure hugbox energy
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ıṭṡ һȗɢɞȏ× ȏя Ԁєѧṭһ
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Nothing screams hugbox like putting your fluffies into a vegetable state, imprisoning them in their own minds, and tormenting them psychologically until they learn every rule of etiquette there is
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The employees have learned to ғєѧя ṃe
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Its hugbox in its own way. Think about it Շђє ŦɭยŦŦเєร ฬเɭɭ ๒є รคŦє, ภ๏ ๏ภє ςคภ ๔คภคງє Շђє Ꭾг๏๔ยςՇ, เՇร คɭɭ ງгєคՇ
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That’s how customers behind the glass see it
It’s not like we can’t show them the recording of them doing cute things in vr instead of a hellish live feed
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We do exactly that!
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The food/oxygen tubes and the catheters are inserted into the fluffy, and the fluffy is lowered by hand into the tank
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Occasionally a fluffy manages to stay conscious and swims around the tank, but this unfortunately can cause the tubes to tangle, and wind up killing all the fluffies in their tank
“microorganisms dwell in the broth”
Yeah, kinda like a shoggoth.
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Everything about Fluffies would be nightmarish to Lovecraft. Its hitting the technological point where humanity will start to become eldritch itself.
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Not to sound like a jerk, but why do we call your fluffies “fluffies”, if they almost don’t have any fluff?
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Its shorthair is all.
Still technically fluff.
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still looks like someone is constantly shaving them with magic
It would be easy to program in. Plenty of hair self-terminates. Instead of growing and growing, it grows a distance then the follicle stops producing and what is there gets pushed out. When the body determines its time the hair is released as other follicles push their hairs out and the old follicle starts making a new strand.
That’s how animal winter coats work.
You just code the Fluffy to always have summer coats. They would shed terribly, but be svelt and attractive. You could also probably increase the efficiency of those follicles too, producing fluff to keep them warmer, shed heat easier, improve buoyancy to mitigate their water issues, produce toxins that cause severe allergic reactions in huma-I mean sparkle in rainbow patterns in the noonday sun.
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but who will want to hug it, if it just emits hair all year long?
Cats do that, and can shred your face, and have bites that can cause necrosis.
Its all in how you sell it.
People recognize the Fluffy. Its rotting gutter trash, demanding little fucks, pitiful dying wriggling rodents. Fat. Useless. Lazy. Entitled. Weak.
But the short hair? That’s new.
Control the narrative. Use an army of social media bots to reward influencers who post pictures of them. Advertise them as the working man’s companion, commercials with an older man having a beer at sunset sitting next to a tractor and saying “We did good today, hunter.” “Dat we did, daddeh.” Hire a country pop singer to write a song about leading a Fluffy like Jesus leads her.
They may be the exact same thing in a different package, and even if you know that don’t you want that sense of satisfaction? That feeling of compensating for your insecurity of attractiveness, masculinity, wealth, purpose, and so on.
Who won’t want one?
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