Fluffies in the Lab (love2hatefluffs)

Original idea man strikes again :smug:

Testing is underway. We all yearn for a more empathetic fluffy (maybe). The nerds in the lab are figuring that out (also maybe). No more bitch mares, no more poopie-fluffy haters, no more problems. What progress has been made so far?

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Results are…inconclusive.

:glee: And for fun:

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cant decide which of these two frames is my favorite, the animation is fucking stellar

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Results say she loves her kid.

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Experiment conclusion: Test failed due to fluffy stupidity
Recommendation: Make test more idiot proof.

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Naw, the idiot was the scientist who set the voltage wrong, it’s in the text. The fluffy performed the test and tried to kill the thing hurting her baby. So, empathy proven I guess? Congrats scientist

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Heh, look at her shock him

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You think the mare would have stopped trying to give the button sorry hooves if the voltage was lower? For the test to have any sort of measurable response effect, the voltage had to have been at least uncomfortable for the foal, since the test hypothesis is probably ‘does the mother value her foal over nummies’.

In any case, the voltage should have been dynamically adjustable mid-test, or they could have just turned the whole system off at the wall. The fact that they didn’t and carried on letting the mare shock her babbeh multiple times suggests that the voltage was set to the value chosen in the test protocol, just that the voltage chosen was too high.

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Honestly I think they might be bad at science.

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There’s only so much you can do to counter stupidity - normally if you build or design something that’s idiot proof, the universe just builds a better idiot.

There’s only two things they failed at here; possibly incorrect voltage and the mare being stupid enough to try and protect her babbeh by trying to punish the thing hurting her babbeh, which causes it to hurt her babbeh.

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I love the animated loop at the end of the mare pounding on the button like it owes her money.

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“Sir this clearly isn’t working. Quite Frankly I’m not sure it was ever going to.”
“Maybe, but if nothing else we’ll have a better grasp on what not to do next time. Also keeps the animal rights activists off our backs. Now find a way to get her keep going, maybe we can see how much voltage they can take before they die.”

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You might want to spoiler the last picture with a flashing lights warning, some people are sensitive to it

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Good point

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Mum realising that hitting the button is what’s hurting her kid is quite impressive deduction for a Fluffy.

Only to immediately turn round and punish the button by repeatedly hitting it shows that even intelligent Fluffies are fucking morons.

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Or they just want to see the fluffy suffering

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Stellar :joy::joy:

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the shitting on their own face is funny, the electrocution looks really painful and the look of pain is perfect.

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This could be a great series.

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Gonna be nothing but ash

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Results: Fluffies are !#$%ing stupid.

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