okokok… but… what if this is how they make the talking sword thing work in D&D.
imagine craven edge from Vox Machina talking in fluffspeak.
I will go on an adventure to find a way to shut it the hell up
Proceeds to find more things to stab with that sword
Salvage fluffsword for crafting materials, get four common quality materials and a single epic+ quality material. Use the epic+ material to craft a new weapon, be greeted by the same annoying voice from before complaining about how it doesn’t want to be a weapon. Start a journey to highest volcano in the game world to destroy the annoying pacifist once and for all.
This concept left me wondering how a smarty,bitch mare or bestest baby would react to be turned into an item?
id just hang it up above like a fireplace in my living room, then he can watch me as i purchase a actual fluffy to play and love. 
Imagine this cutscene, but with fluffspeak
And now my head hurts!
Can’t believe that game is almost 20 years old. Still awesome.