So… make the most obnoxious version of a fluffy imaginable as well as making it not afraid of water? Damn, Boopco probably has Satan taking notes on how to carry out truly evil deeds.
On the outside: BoopCo and BoopInc are market enemies.
On the inside:
(@Booperino hope you don’t mind me borrowing the pic for the memes)
Oh…fluffing hell.
As if i didn’t hate shitsmass enough already.
Hey, @Booperino I’m going to fill your mausoleum with these things after interring you still alive in its walls.
Guess we’ll need to wait for the batteries to run out. ~Puts in box in closet to starve~
I don’t imagine munchkins swimming, so much as bobbing in the water belly up and propelling themselves by making mouth raspberry noises.
…this is some SCP level stuff right here.
omg XD that sounds adorable
lmao love it
Towpedoe woose! ~PBbbbbbbbbtt~
impacts enemy vessel tail first and panics cause they cant see what they ran into. A burst of shit that clouds the water like an actual explosion is released in fear.
It’s more toy then fluff. Just hand it to mean and it will break somehow.
Considering its a boopco munchkin we would have a buncha plastic capsules floating in the ocean. either way bad for the enviroment lmao
Ah so it’d be like those missiles that pop open and spray dozens of payloads scatterbomb style?
But in this case floating poo mines?
basically yeah xD if a submarine pokes it the crap smears on its sensors or somethin lol
Onwy one fwuffie wouwd gib fwuffy dah jamming poopies. . . Wonestaw!
This would be the weirdest nightmare for sure:
Light it on fire to kill it only for it to slowly waddle towards you as it heals just as fast as it burns, still singing in an even more distorted tone
Or
Pet Sematary: trying to hid from it, only to call you, and whisper “aww fwuffie wan’ fow cwismas is you.”
Boopco managed to weaponize fluffys ability to be in places they shoudnt be lol
“Behold, the future of warfare!”
Munchkin with knife taped to head
I wouldn’t even expect that much. It would just run into the ship and bounce off.