Day 5 of flufftober
“What do you mean we are are going bankrupt for the 5th time this year?! People like that song!” -CEO Booperino in a press conference after sucking at business again
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“It will constantly follow you everywhere and sing you this 1 song! How does it do that? Company secret!”
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i feel bad for retail workers having to hear a fluffy rendition of “all i want for christmas is you” on loop out of tune and unsynced between fluffys 
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I would like to order 10 and have them mailed directly to my friends and family.
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Also, I would like to order 100 and mail them directly to the CEO of BoopCo
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This is one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen.
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Why would anyone buy them, you may ask? You don’t!
They just show up at your house and you pay us to remove them!
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That’s big brain.
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… WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!
SIR/MA’AM/NONBINARY-TITLE-OF-RESPECT, YOU ARE PROMOTED!
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Well fluff you too 
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FREE CHRISTMAS FLUFFS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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MANDATORY CHRISTMAS FLUFFS FOR EVERYONE
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that christmas season boopcos wallet grew 3 sizes
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Feel free to run with that idea of you want.
Also I’m a dude.
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XD just covering my bases and yeah i might use that idea lmao
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That Christmas season 137 nations openly declared war on BoopCo.
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Boopco! Where the Geneva Convetion is the Geneva Suggestion!
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The newly created and -totally- unrelated BoopInc made trillions by offering a patented removal service.
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This is the main reason I would live on a desolated island like a hermit. Should a fluffy like this manage to get here I know who delivered it and thus that person would wish they would’ve never come to visit me. 
Yes I hate everything christmas related before and after December. How did you figure that out?
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damn i should have added a “they can swim” detail to them XD jk
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