Flufftober '21 - 13 (by Booperino)

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:35pm

Read the package before buying our products… or don’t! we love money!

Lothmar · October 13, 2021, 5:39pm

What they dont tell you is the ramp is a punishment tool and will ‘mate’ the fluffies if you put in the batteries and use the remote. There’s also a set of buttons in the battery panel so they aren’t exposed.

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:41pm

“punishment”, cause they would probly go “yay wamp fwen” once they are run over

Minomincethatfucker · October 13, 2021, 5:41pm

Alternatively…

Fluffy hawk, skateboarding pro!
(Cue strange boombox music)

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:42pm

Not “Superman” by Goldfinger :P?

Minomincethatfucker · October 13, 2021, 5:42pm

Ye, strange hippie music.

StoneRouge · October 13, 2021, 5:44pm

“fwuffie just passin’ fwooh kaman widah. Wemembah that!”

Aurix · October 13, 2021, 5:44pm

Just have the mental image of them repeatedly diving off the end of the ramp…face first. Still having the time of their lives, of course.

Lothmar · October 13, 2021, 5:45pm

DISCIPLINE! God, I was looking for the word for like 2 minutes cause I realized I used punishment instead. xD

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:45pm

lmao they would go “again!! yay!” and repeat the process lol

Minomincethatfucker · October 13, 2021, 5:46pm

(mental image of somebody loading a bunch of munchkins into a air gun and launching them off a wall)

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:46pm

“fwuffy wiww cweaw this gamesies wit nu continuesies!”

Aurix · October 13, 2021, 5:47pm

There, had to make an important addition.

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 5:47pm

ah yes, i forgot the most important part xD

Lothmar · October 13, 2021, 6:03pm

Im imagining a future when we have a space elevator and we’re sling shotting these things into the sun as a way to contain them since they’re indestructible but not immortal.

Turning them into perpetual fuel.

Aurix · October 13, 2021, 6:04pm

@Booperino !!!

I just got asked why I’m quietly making raspberry noises at my desk at work, I hold you responsible for this.

(Joking about the rage, it has me giggling)

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 6:05pm

i mean they are very destructible. they just too dumb to feel pain or sadness over being killed/tortured

Lothmar · October 13, 2021, 6:07pm

Probably mixed up my cannons on various types. xD

Or was just plane wrong. Regardless, picturing fluffies hugging the super dense interior of the sun gives me warm fuzzies.

Booperino · October 13, 2021, 6:07pm

lmao that is kinda cute

Aurix · October 13, 2021, 6:08pm

For some reason that put this idea in my head…
Two mirco-munchkins and the Large Hardon Collider…