Flufftober 22: Uncomfortable (love2hatefluffs)

Here’s the first entry in my late entries for flufftober. Merry November everyone!

At a local fluffy-mill, demand is at an all-time high. The holidays approach and folks buy up fluffies left and right to gift to their smooth-brained spawn.

Fluff-Marts far and wide submit order after order to fill their stock and make their peak season worthwhile.

Fluffy-mill workers are instructed to package up mothers and babies and get them shipped out. Only so many boxes are left though…

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Holy hell. Those Fluffies better be corked or that’s one stinky package

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Do you imagine that box being stamped by a truck but in a very slow speed, and watching the action from inside, looking how those shit rats crying and die

Glorious

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“Sorry, but I got a job to do”

Proceeds to wrap the foal in plastic wrap

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OK, show of hands who here believes that we should have a toothless tag

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Interesting. The foals are being used for padding, it looks like. I think the mares will arrive okay, but the foals getting crushed against the walls looks likely. If the foals are wrapped from the necks down in plastic, they’re even more like living bubble wrap.

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Without wine dividers those babies are all DOA

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I imagine one of those UPS situations where they crush the box while trying to pack it into an overfilled truck

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The way the fluffies are wrapped reminds me of parrot smuggling where they’re stuffed in bottles and pvc piping :sadboy:

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It reminds me a lot of this story(Filler (an FSD Story) [by Virgil]) which is simply beautiful and a good concept of how little common fluffies can be worth.

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Have the box encased in plastic and wrapped with tape. Those things reek.

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Yeah, lose the entire lot.

USPS regulations would make them have a fluffy family added to the list of restricted items. XD

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