Flufftober Day 12 Robot (Timewarp)


Would you pull the plug?

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Absolutely.

Then laugh.

Absolutly not.
Why give it an easy way out ?

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Of course not. A fluffy that can’t poop everywhere is a priceless treasure.

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You bastard

Ofuk.

The Russian monkey-head Experiment, but with fluffies.
(Shudder)

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Reminds me of that Fallout 4 quest where that one CEO partook in an “immortality program” and he became one of those futurama heads, but stationary like the fluffy.

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  1. give it a bipedal robot body
  2. deploy him in the crowded city
  3. ???
  4. profit!
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its perfect, now we need someone to write a story with some more unholy frankensteinian experiments mr-bison-street-fighter

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I remember reading a story where one of the characters ends up like this and ends up living for a really long time because of it. Meanwhile the offspring lived happy lives.

I suggest making it watch videos of fluffy running around and having fun and skettis and good special Huggins. Also show it its organs from time to time.

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“Da Fwuffy dat nu Wan Die enuff to hab Die”

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“Fwuffy hab no mouf an fwuffy mus SCREEEEEEE”

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No dear fluffy I can’t spare you such a luxury.

“Dey sabed HitwerFwuff’s Bwain!”

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wire it to a Roomba, cheer it up, and you have a horrific but practical solution to modern-day chores

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The Soviets tried to reanimate a dog’s head, if I recall correctly

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So, is it Maroon’s?

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Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.

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So like the soviet dog head experiment?