Absolutely.
Then laugh.
Absolutly not.
Why give it an easy way out ?
Of course not. A fluffy that can’t poop everywhere is a priceless treasure.
You bastard
Ofuk.
…
The Russian monkey-head Experiment, but with fluffies.
(Shudder)
Reminds me of that Fallout 4 quest where that one CEO partook in an “immortality program” and he became one of those futurama heads, but stationary like the fluffy.
- give it a bipedal robot body
- deploy him in the crowded city
- ???
- profit!
its perfect, now we need someone to write a story with some more unholy frankensteinian experiments
I remember reading a story where one of the characters ends up like this and ends up living for a really long time because of it. Meanwhile the offspring lived happy lives.
I suggest making it watch videos of fluffy running around and having fun and skettis and good special Huggins. Also show it its organs from time to time.
“Da Fwuffy dat nu Wan Die enuff to hab Die”
“Fwuffy hab no mouf an fwuffy mus SCREEEEEEE”
No dear fluffy I can’t spare you such a luxury.
“Dey sabed HitwerFwuff’s Bwain!”
wire it to a Roomba, cheer it up, and you have a horrific but practical solution to modern-day chores
The Soviets tried to reanimate a dog’s head, if I recall correctly
So, is it Maroon’s?
Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
So like the soviet dog head experiment?