The annual Fluffy parade is going wonderfully! There were so many fluffs at the shelter that they gave them half off!
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Whats forcing them to dance though ?
A sorry stick ?
Some eldritch horror ?
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Perhaps the threat of losing weggies, special wumps and foweba sweepies? 
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Are fluffies smart enough though ?
I’d just hit them in the wumps with a riding crop and tell them thats what happens to them if they stop dancing.
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Wait a minute… they’re plugged. It looks like regular corks but what if it’s an ingenious device that flicks out spikes or electric shocks if they stop moving? Now that’s something to ponder for those who are into subtle abuse. 
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Most fluffies have to obey while observed. Many abusers make them dance till their bones break
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With tazers up their ass.
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They shoot Fluffies, don’t they?
Ah shit, now I want to write that story.
(I hope that’s not too dated a reference)
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Lmao looks like one fell off welp time to put him down
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Please do!
Failure is cocks shotgun not allowed…
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Hands 357. Hollow point-here you might hit the others
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I sympathize with these dancing fluffs tbh. During my dancing career we would do parades and would have to do “steps” which were just what we called the specific dances, for a mile maybe two. It was fun but in the sun and early in the morning? Nah fam, give the fluffies a break every now and then
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Ope, sorry. You fell off. Fluffies who aren’t on the float get De Niro kicked.
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