Flufftober Day 5 - Christmas Too Soon [sexygoatgod]

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I’ll take both green ones damn it !

It’s an AMD color.

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Christmas foals, oh christmas foals.

Born two months too early~

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D’aww. They’re going to die in that box.

Adorably sad

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Christmas and Fluffies. Two all-consuming hybrid abominations.

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“Hey free festive kindling box.” ~picks up box of foals~
“Fwuffies name am kindwing?”

:slight_smile: “Sure.”

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This is the 2022 Christmas sale. Just FYI :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’ll take all 7, wrap them all up…tightly

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I’m not sure fluffy’s would be good for kindling.

I think you’re just immolating fluffies.

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Makes sense to me. Enough time to properly house train before the actual day.

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Admittidly you want to move them to a disposable box first and then let them shit themselves to death etc.

Then take the bodies while they’re fresh out of the box and clean them.

The shit cardboard can be used for an outdoor fire starter like burning cow pies just dont smell the smoke.

The bodies you then need to prepare and mummify but they’re pretty good kindling after that especially if you can keep their fluff in tact during the drying.

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Huh. It looks like there’s an alicorn in the box in the front corner. I’ll take that one at 50% off and maybe Noel too.

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Dude, if you want to murder fluffies, you can just say that.

This is a safe space.

If this is really a fuel thing, you’re much better off keeping them alive for their poops.

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Is it really? I don’t think @sexygoatgod would mind, considering the abusive implications. Like, you know, neglect, starvation.

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It’s weird~ I like burning fluffies but I dont like the guilt of hearing them~ but I want to hear the firey sounds at the same time so I dont want to just wear headphones etc…

So my compromise if burning their dead bodies.

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Dang, someone is gonna get a derpyfluff for an incredible price.

Beautiful work, SGG.

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Safe space as in we won’t judge them for their fluffy-murder lust.

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Well. That’s a very niche interest.

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Ah, wait, I’m stupid. Sorry, misunderstood that.

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There’s only one place for Christmas shit in October and it’s the fucking attic.

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