Flufftober day 1: doll
Flufftober day 2: lace
Flufftober day 3: delicious
Flufftober day 4: missing
It’s 5am in Britbong land, so I can get this out the way early.
Hey I’d buy it-
Not for a ton of money but he looks like a charming little dumbass.
Not gonna lie, I probably would too. He’s got a goofy and obliviously optimistic sort of charisma about him.
58 litters in and bound to start having some messed up foals.
With 58 litters. Maybe the problem is that you should have replaced her before she started to generate little retarded ones, but well, fluffy breeders have as much knowledge of breeding as I have of astrophysics.
All alicorns do fetch a rather high price, regardless of colours. Might wanna raise it to be as good as possible
Not for being an expensive alicorn, it is damaged merchandise, and with a bad color, it is a double strike, and depending on how much problem it has in addition to its delay if it is sterile it could not serve as a breeder, it could well be used as an expensive paperweight because I do not think it can be used for more than that.
Let’s bring out the blender,it’s foalgarita time!
“just one mowe wittew daddeh. Fwuffy pwomise daddeh just one mowe wittew an’ wiww fix evewythin’ daddeh. Daddeh… just one mowe wittew. pwease just one mowe. one mowe wittew an’ can fix dis whowe pwobwem daddeh.” type shit. How long would it take for that much litter without rests in between pregnancy??
After close to sixty lots of kids shat outta her, you’re lucky it’s only dumb and not dead
“Hey dumbass stop blaming the mare, take a good long look in the mirror and realize you the one at fault here”
“The stress and the beatings don’t help, and if the thing is derped it’s on you for hitting her in the belly”
Yeah, karma came for this dumb ass
John is a bastard, he’s also incredibly stupid, just like every other ex-convict with more ego than braincells.
how much do you wanna bet that he gave a foal to Billie because it had SBS
Well, John does know Billie, but she wouldn’t want anything to do with him. He was her abusive ex and was the guy she cheated on Gaz with.
Pretty much all of my human characters are loosely connected through threads.
Surprised he doesn’t accidentally kill his only breeding mare
Hurting people without killing them is probably the only thing he’s good at.
That depends on headcanon.
This fluffy is be great for the Compound as a breeding stallion or slave
his unique eye colours are definitely rather fetching, it’s his brain damage, hunched back and coat that might be a problem
