Introducing the Fluffurby, by Hasbio! A new friend, genetically engineered to combine the adorable face of a Furby with the playfulness of a fluffy. While their language skills are limited, each one comes preprogrammed with a variety of fun phrases, in perfect English! And as a bonus- Each one comes with a fancy puzzle box it pulls out of its fur when it’s time to play. They aren’t installed at the factory, don’t show up on x-rays, and aren’t located when they’re vivisected. Because as everyone knows, fluffies are magic!
Imagine putting it in a metal safe (since its a literal toy and it can’t move on its own) and when you come back home after a trip its just sitting ontop of the safe, staring at you
