The Abuse 101 ASSistant Professor pointed at the blackboard with his teaching stick.
“Here are the essential parts of abusing fluffies, just remember these and you’ll be fine. They even have a handy acronym: ‘A.B.U.S.E.’”
A is for Anal abuse
B is for Butthole abuse
U is for Unrelenting asshole abuse
S is for Shithole abuse
E is for Enter through the backdoor for proper abuse
To demonstrate this the teacher then shoved his barbed teaching stick into a fluffy’s anus.
“SCREEEEE! NU PUT IN POOPIE PWACE! AWW FWUFFY DID WAS EWASE DADDEH’S SABED GAMES!”