Fluffy attempts to suffocate their owner in his sleep (by recreationalsadist)

This story was inspired by a comment @BFM101 made about a fluffy being able to kill a human by smothering them to death in their sleep.

Porky was a fluffy. An earthie fluffy with light pink fluff and a dark pink mane.

Porky was an unusual fluffy in that he was actively plotting to murder a human.

Porky was mad at his owner Carlos for not letting Porky eat the delicious spaghetti that was hanging off the back of Carlos’s computer. Porky didn’t know that what he thought was spaghetti were actually wires and that attempting to eat them would lethally electrocute him even though Carlos had repeatedly tried to explain this to him.

Porky’s plan was to suffocate Carlos in his sleep, then eat the computer-spaghetti.

Carlos was sleeping on a mattress on the floor. As usual he was sleeping on his back.

He’d just finished a long Friday shift at the steel mill and he’d gone to bed early so he’d be fully rested for partying all weekend.

Porky managed to pull himself onto the mattress next to Carlos, then clambered onto his owner’s chest. Porky moved his hooves over Carlos’s mouth and pushed down.

“Powky am gunna gibe dummeh daddeh Caw-wos fowebeh-sweepies, den Powky am gunna num aww da com-pu-tew sketties!”

Carlos opened his mouth to snore, then inhaled through it.

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The next day Carlos woke up. He’d had a wonderful dream about eating a giant marshmallow.

Carlos felt a weird feeling in his stomach.

He then proceeded to cough up a wad of pink fluff.

The moral of the story is not to sleep on your back on a mattress on the floor if you own a fluffy.

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