Fluffy Centaurs (ESF)

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Lol I remember doing this a while ago and having a lot of fun with it. Just imagine 'em toddling around on their unbalanced bodies. Older drawing.
I like to think that they’re enormously pretentious and speak like standard humans, but they have the same desires as a fluffy. “I require the delicious spaghetti, father, with a sauce of meat and tomatoes. Bring it to me now, father, or I - the most intelligent flufftaur of them all - shall take a sizable dump on your carpet.”

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No boner, no, fuck off, not now.

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Now this is some premium Grade A weirdbox

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Not a fan of ‘Fluffy-Taurs’.

Reminds me too much of Mo’taur and was never a fan of that commercial character.

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I’m laughing, I shouldn’t be finding this as funny as I do why.

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Straight up cursed

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if their half human does that mean they get half their human rights

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At least they aren’t centaurs the other way around. You know, fluffy head and torso, human bottom half. That would be even more horrifying than this.

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Since when have you ever denied a boner.

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If being unbalanced is a problem for them, they can just move around on all six, like an insect. The one in the middle got the right idea.

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They are only 3/5’s of a person legally

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I hate you for making this. I loath you for doing such a great job with it :rage:

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Burn them with fire!! Someone Signal some Grunties to demo charge them to obliterate these heretical monstrosities!!

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Am I the only one that really wants to see a walk cycle for these things? And are their fluffy halves just as brittle as a normal fluffy while their human halves are as durable as a human? Of course, if that were the case then I’d think their legs would break and crumble like dried spaghetti under their own weight.

Oh, and just imagine merfolk but their bottom half was a seafluffy.

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Do unicorns still have horns?

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Glad I’m not the only one whose mind went there.

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Boba

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i mean… tell that to fluffy satyrs…

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no No NO!!!

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Just don’t abuse the human part

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