Fluffy Facts: Incest (by Newb_ronswek)

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sweet home alabama jokes have been done to death already
but

SWEET HOME ALA-MOTHER FUCKING-BAMA

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You won’t even have to worry about them being derpy from incest.

Because fluffies are already so dumb you won’t notice.

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So, like Lot and his daughters then…?

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I guess the ‘wan babbehs’ fever could drive mares to be like this. That would mean the Westermarck Effect is stronger in fluffy stallions.

Except for smarties, who don’t seem to care who they enf, so long as they get ‘gud feels’ out of it.

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If you had a Portal Gun plus the right room setup, could you get a smarty to enf himself?

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“We’ve done it, we’ve successfully managed to have a Smarty fuck himself through the use of portals.”

“But doctor, what is the scientific purpose of this experiment?”

“This was suppose to have purpose?”

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Funnily enough, I have the opposite factor in my head-canon. Almost all Fluffies will avoid Family Fun Time when they can but if pushed comes to shove, stallions can be brought down with ‘enfie blindness’ whilst mares, being the ones who have to carry the Alabama Alicorns, will fret a lot more about the health and safety of their foals.

Either way, Fluffies be too horny for their own good, regardless of gender.

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Well she thinks: incest is wincest.

“This study was funded by Bwazzews. Next experiment is to see if a stallion can give himself mouth huggies.”

Regarding incest: I’d be morbidly curious which way it goes for humans and why.

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Again, fluffies are fuck8ng stoopid