Never read it. I guess we just came to the same ideas
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I always liked the concept of skettiland as a way to tell the fluffy of itâs lost hopes and dreams when it realised itâs gonna die on a cold metal table with no one to love them.
HAHAHAHA
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Just found my suicide note!
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Of course, I have a similar idea for Skettiland - that meat fluffies are told theyâre going to Skettiland when theyâre really on their way to slaughter. So I could see shelters doing this.
Mostly, though, Iâm wondering how sheâs going to be exterminated. Monkey wrench to the head seems humane enough.
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i want it to die in a needlessly slow and excruciating manner
dont feel down about it lad. we all have that problem. its how the world works
Iâve no idea how skettiland figures in for my stuff yet aside from being the crux of a childrenâs book.
Re: monkey wrench. Iâd think a good, sharp cleaver to the neck would faster, easier, and they wouldnât see it coming.
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Having a loosely described broader supernatural universe is a common thing in Bizzaro lit, mine draws on âurban supernaturalâ rpgâs like Mage and Unknown Armies. Itâs just that unlike humans, yukkuri, animals, and almost everything really, fluffies are synthetic and donât have souls. So no magic for them. Well, most of the time.
I subscribe to Skettiland being a delusion and a lie myself.
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I like to keep vague and open about afterlife and souls and all that stuff when it comes to sci-fi like fluffies, so just like munstahs, poopie babbehs and sowwy poopies, skettywand is one of the many shared myths fluffys and humans spread amongst themselves over the years⌠tho this does give ideas of very very rare fluffy herds becoming small cults, jonestown or heavensgate style, of fluffys willing to commit mass suicides for skettywand cause a dummy smarty persuaded them
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Please tell a story like that when youâre done with a few current ones lmao
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it would definetly be a very moronbox fueled one
âŚi could even tie in to boopco munchkins being the reason for this cause of their inability of being afraid or hurt being seen as messianic to stupid ferals XD
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Given their normal fates I wouldnât say stupid so much as âhope starved.â
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Tell me the story please great writer
I donât have it saved, unfortunately. It ainât one of mine.
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Oof
In my head-cannon, sketti land DOES exist, but it is a realm made by Hasbioâs destruction and the misery of itâs workers
Skettiland is anywhere fluffies can eat sketties ( & implicitly, produce foals from them ). This is about the limit of fluffy speculation. That this should be the state of a fluffy after death is a human invention, & one only tentatively grasped by the things. Which is why, when using it as a pacifier, other fluffs should only see your victims disappear, even if it is but down a toilet. Bodily assumption is assumed: how can one devour sketties when forever sleepies? Only alicorns, or other abnormally intelligent fluffy mutants, can grasp comparisons to dreaming.
Or, in other words, skettiland is as well considered & likely to exist as Stephanie Meyers vampires.
The way I see it, Skettiland is the fluffy heaven, and has the same catch as any other afterlife: if you believe it exists, you go there, but if you donât believe, you donât go. And if you believe in multiple afterlives, you go to whichever one you honestly believe you deserve, in your heart and not just your mind.