be frank you have just bought a farm with your best friend max. just one look at it is gross because it is vary vary worn down then max said “hay im going to check out the the barn you check the OK? OK”
well he dint really give you much time to response now did he but you so-pose that checking out the house isn’t that bad of a plan.
you were wrong oh so wrong it looks like its infested with rats theirs shit and piss everywhere and holes in every wall you cant even imagine what the back yard looks like as you make your way threw the shit covered battle ground to the smerd glass sliding door. as you reach your hand for the handle you think you see a bit of movement outside it must just be your imagination right? but as soon as you opened the door some weird furry thing then says “DUMMY HUMAN THS AM SMARTY’S WAND YOU WEVE NOU!” what is this thing it kind of looks like a pony you think to your self but ever way your not going to let some weird pony pig boss you around so you say “lison weird pony pig thing im not going to leave something i own so why don’t you-” before you could finish your sentence the pig pony thing then says “Smarty told dummy homan to weve awedy so go away dumme” OK dose this thing just not understand that you are much bigger then him and could easily kill him “SMARTY DO SOWY POOPIES ON DUMMY HUMAN FOR NO WISONING TO SMARTY!‘’ the pig pony then proceeds to shit on your new overalls also why dose this thing keep calling its self a smarty anyhow you are not just going to lets thine thing poop on your new cloths so you look up looking for something to put him in and then you see them at lest 10 of the buggers more of these pony pigs you also see a trash box great something to put him in so you pick up the “smarty” as it calls itself it then says “DUMMY HUMAN LET SMARTY DOWN NOU!” you ignore him and put him in the trash box as he screams “dummy human let smarty out of sorry box!” “sorry box?” you think to your self. you then turn to see the 10 pony pigs oh right the rest of those things one of them appeasers to go up to you it then asked, “new daddy?” it did it just ask you to be its dad another one walks up one of the bigger ones asked, " why did misder put smarty in sorry boxy?” OK i guess i sholed answer that last one “because he was being vary rood to me plus he was a prick” and before you forget to ask " also what are you things" “fluffy am fluffy” it answered suddenly max comes in “man that house is a mess holly guacamole thats a lot of fluffy!” “You know what these fluffy things are?” You ask “frank I am surprised that you don’t know what these things are every bodies herd of um!” Max then reply’s. “OK so what Should We do with them?” he asks “Well I don’t know how about you go inside and start cleaning up the place and ill deal with the fluffy,s" you say to max “sounds like a plan” max then gose back inside the house to clean " so whats your name little guys?" one of the fluffy,s a purpul one with a green mane then says “am guwap smartys nameies am douwa” “you mean doller and grape?” you ask “yes!” it then answers and then asks “are you new dadde?” so i have a copul og opshens
1.kill them all
2.make them all work on the farm
3.breed them
