Episode 3 Dyes
Is your fluffy ugly? Just not the right color? Are they being a brat?
It might be a time for a change in fluff.
Like humans, Fluffies can’t just change their fur color…but you can.
Introducing Fluff-safe dye ChangeFluff! Rub this into your fluffy’s fur, let it set, rinse it off, and it’s like you’ve got a whole new fluffy.
Have an ugly fluffy with a beautiful personality? Dye their fluff whatever color you want! Imagine their joy to see they’re so pretty now!
A video clip is shown of a sad looking puke green fluffy with a brown mane. “Am ugwy fwuffy…nu wike…” An infomercial like bar passes over the screen, and the newly dyed white fluffy with a silver mane prances. “Am su pwetty nao! Dank yu, Changwefwuff!”
As you can see, customer and fluffy alike are happy with the dye. You can add streaks and spots at will. The color lasts for weeks or until washed away with our special ‘RevertFluff’ solution sold separately.
Have a fluffy being mean to poopie fluffies? Dye her brown and see how she likes being ‘ugly’. Teach her manners or let her wallow. We cater to all boxes here!
A video clip is shown of a dandelion yellow fluffy with a green mane and tail. She’s giving ‘sorry hooves’ to a smaller brown fluffy. “Get sowwy hooves, poopie fwuffy!” She exclaimed. After the change bar passes over, the same fluffy is dyed poop brown all over. The same fluffy from before looks pretty in comparison, and happily shits on the fluffy.
“Nu am poopie fwuffy nu mowe!” It exclaimed.
It’s easy to see why dyes are an essential part of a fluffy’s life. You can raise or lower their self esteem without laying a finger on them. The dye is light on skin, so no need to worry about hurting them with the dye.
On the other hand, if abuse if more your thing…
Introducing Fluff-B-Gone! The hair removal. Designed to remove fluff from the fluffy’s skin without the use of a blade.
Warning: Fluffy’s skin may be red and irritated hours after use. Avoid exposure to eyes and mouth. We are not responsible for death or blindness of fluffy or human via ingestion. Fluff-B-Gone is recommended only for fluffies. It is not recommended to be used on humans.
For the fluffies that are too attached to their fluff no matter the color. Make your fluffy bald to teach it a lesson, or ridicule it.
A clip is shown of a shivering, bald foal.
“C-cowd…nu wike bein bawd fwuffy…” it whimpered, crying its eyes out. Without fluff to catch the tears, they ran down the fluffy’s face and onto the ground.
As you can see, Fluff-B-Gone works without leaving even a single strand. Best of all, the fluff all grows back. Fluff-B-Gone leaves no lasting damage on Fluff. It can be used again and again. Even regularly if you want a bald fluffy forever. A treatment once a week with its bath can keep your fluffy smooth and hairless.