Fluffy is no longer nervous (by recreationalsadist)

Big G was eating when he heart a knock at his door.

Opening it he saw a green and yellow earthie fluffy sitting there.

“Hewwo nice mistah, pwease be nyu daddeh?”

Big G was annoyed at having been interrupted in the middle of his meal, which he had been looking forward to. So he reached down and ripped out the fluffy’s nervous system.

The fluffy inhaled sharply as the most pain it had ever felt tore through it.

Then it looked up at Big G again.

“A simpwe nu wouwd habe sufficed!”

Big G pulled his foot back and kicked the de-nerved fluffy across the street.

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I wish someone would rip out my nervous system

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He doesnt know how lucky he is

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This is the first story I’ve ever read here that made me genuinely laugh out loud and I’m trying not to wake up my sleeping family. You killed me. :rofl:

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