Here’s my entry for @anon9587322’s Fluffy Knife Fights Contest
From the depths of the Florida Everglades comes the absolute peak of hillbilly battlefluff engineering: CL33TUS
What’s better than one battlefluff? Two battlefluffs? 3 battlefluffs?
Close! 3 battlefluffs carefully combined (glued together) and equipped with a deadly weapon (a whup-ass stick).
From the bottom to the top we have:
Cleetus: A vomit-colored freak of nature. His shrimp-fisherman daddy has only ever exposed this critter to Nascar and black-and-white reruns of the hit television show “The Beverly Hillbillies”.
Cleetus: A red adolescent fluffy, attached purely for the sake of having 3 of them. This little feller was snatched out of the jaws of a gator that his daddy hunted for a meal one fine evening.
Cleetus: The green foal is our icing on the cake. This little guy has boundless energy to flail around in a piss-poor attempt to detach himself from the hot glue that holds him. Fittingly, he has received the infamous “Whup-ass Stick” in order to take out any and all opponents.
With their powers combined, we have CL33TUS. An absolute shame to life as we know it on this Planet.
