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First. Pick your words.
Adjective
A terrible fluffy name
Part of the body
Definitely not food
Verb in the past tense
Are ya ready kids? Here’s the text!
Now fill in the blanks here
One (adjective) day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was (a terrible fluffy name) and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his (body part) that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, (terrible fluffy name). He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes and came upon a (definitely not food), which thrilled Chester, all the way to his (body part)!!!
sure this (definitely not food) was the kind of delicious food that (terrible fluffy name) would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the (definitely not nummies) was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the (definitely not food.) but before Chester could decide, the hobo (verb in the past tense)!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his (definitely not food) lived happily ever after, the end.
One (marshmallowy ) day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was (Bumblefuck Mcturd) and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his (pancreas) that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, (Bumblefuck). He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes and came upon a (metal shavings), which thrilled Chester, all the way to his (pancreas)!!!
sure this (metal shavings) was the kind of delicious food that (Bumblefuck) would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the (metal shavings) was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the (metal shavings) but before Chester could decide, the hobo (danced)!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his (metal shavings) lived happily ever after, the end.
One (adjective) day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was (Shitass) and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his (left nut) that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, (Shitass). He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes and came upon a (Hatsune Miku body pillow), which thrilled Chester, all the way to his (left nut)!!!
sure this (Hatsune Miku body pillow) was the kind of delicious food that (terrible fluffy name) would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the (Hatsune Miku body pillow) was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the (definitely not food.) but before Chester could decide, the hobo (pissed)!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his (Hatsune Miku body pillow) lived happily ever after, the end.
One (yeasty) day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was (Specimen #626) and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his (Islets of Langerhans) that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, (Specimen #626). He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes and came upon a (Specimen #627), which thrilled Chester, all the way to his (Islets of Langerhans)!!!
sure this (Specimen #627) was the kind of delicious food that (Specimen #626) would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the (Specimen #627) was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the (Specimen #627) but before Chester could decide, the hobo (inverted)!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his (Specimen #627) lived happily ever after, the end.
One humongous day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was Wudgiesnookers and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his bellybutton that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, Wudgiesnookers. He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes and came upon a Tide Pod, which thrilled Chester, all the way to his bellybutton!!!
sure this Tide Pod was the kind of delicious food that Wudgiesnookers would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the Tide Pod was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the Tide Pod. but before Chester could decide, the hobo boogied!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his Tide Pod lived happily ever after, the end.
One gloomy day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was Boogerbuns and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, so Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his pinky toe that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, Boogerbuns. He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes, and came upon a used bandaid, which thrilled Chester, all the way to his pinky toe!!!
Sure, this used bandaid was the kind of delicious food that Boogerbuns would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the used bandaid was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the used bandaid. But before Chester could decide, the hobo danced.
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his used bandaid lived happily ever after, the end.
One shitty day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too. Her name was Chlamydia and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies. She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his urethra that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, Chlamydia. He walked for so many forevers, at least ten minutes, and came upon a booger, which thrilled Chester, all the way to his urethra!!!
He was sure that this booger was the kind of delicious food that Chlamydia would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the booger was his! Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the booger. but before Chester could decide, the hobo masturbated!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his booger lived happily ever after, the end.
One gloomy day, Chester the fluffy stallion awoke in his alleyway nest to his tummy grumbling. His special friend had tummy hurties, too.
Her name was Malaise and she was not very pretty, but all that really mattered was Chester loved her so muchies.
She had tummy babbehs, So Chester knew he had to go find nummies, and fast!
He had a hopeful feeling emanating from his eyes that today would be the day he found the bestest nummies for his bestest special friend, Malaise.
He walked for so many forever, at least ten minutes, and came upon a flower print Toilet paper, which thrilled Chester, all the way to his hoofies!!!
Sure this flower print Toilet paper surely was the kind of delicious food that Malaise would need to make the bestest milk for her bestest tummeh babbehs. Chester hurriedly tried to drag it back to his nest.
But a big voice shouted at Chester! Oh no! A dirty hobo who was shitting in the alleyway said the flower print Toilet paper was his!
Chester was frozen in fear, unsure if he should run or try to fight the hobo for the door knob food. But before Chester could decide, the hobo humped Chester!
Chester died of surprise that the hobo would do such a thing. And the hobo and his flower print Toilet paper lived happily ever after, the end.
