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H A S B I O I N T E R A C T I V E
Better Living Through Biotechnology
FLUFFY-OS v1.2
Companion Reclamation Terminal Software
The feral crisis isn’t going away. But now you can profit from the solution.
Since the unfortunate events of 1996, unregistered biotoy populations have become a reality in communities nationwide. Hasbio remains committed to responsible population management — and we need partners on the ground.
Fluffy-OS is professional-grade reclamation management software, designed to help licensed contractors capture, process, rehabilitate, and redistribute unregistered stock efficiently and profitably.
Turn a public nuisance into a private enterprise.
NOW RECRUITING: BETA TESTERS
Fluffy-OS v1.2 is currently in pre-alpha development, and Hasbio Interactive is seeking qualified individuals to participate in our Beta Testing Initiative.
Selected participants will receive:
- Full pre-release software access
- Starter stock unit for training purposes (while supplies last)
- Direct communication channel with Hasbio development teams
- Priority contractor licensing consideration upon commercial release
Space is limited. Acceptance is not guaranteed.
A COMPLETE OPERATING ENVIRONMENT
Fluffy-OS provides everything you need to run a reclamation operation from a single terminal.
- Full Desktop Environment — Taskbar, Start Menu, window management, multi-application support
- 15 Integrated Applications — Inventory tracking, financial management, facility oversight, communications
- FluffyNet Access — Connect to Hasbio resources and the contractor community
YOUR COMMAND CENTER
FluffView — Real-time facility monitoring with playback controls
FluffMail — Receive updates, alerts, and directives from Hasbio departments
FluffChat — Connect with fellow contractors in the beta testing community
Market — Buy and sell stock through Hasbio’s managed marketplace
FluffyBank — Financing options for facility expansion and operating costs
Genetics Viewer — Assess breeding value, lineage, and trait inheritance
Training Center — Behavioral correction protocols for rehabilitation
Room Manager — Configure holding pens, nurseries, and processing areas
COMPREHENSIVE STOCK TRACKING
Fluffy-OS monitors every unit in your facility with detailed record-keeping.
REGISTRATION
Catalog stock by type (Earthie, Pegasus, Unicorn, Alicorn), coloration, and physical characteristics. Over twenty recognized color classifications. Pattern variants, size categories, and identifying features logged automatically.
GENETICS
Full lineage documentation with automatic kinship calculation. Track inherited traits across generations. Identify high-value breeding combinations. Flag genetic concerns before they become costly problems.
HEALTH AND STATUS
Monitor seven key condition indicators in real-time. Life stage tracking from foal through senior. Pregnancy detection with estimated litter size. Automatic alerts when units require attention or intervention.
BEHAVIORAL ASSESSMENT
Evaluate temperament across seven behavioral categories. Identify units suitable for rehabilitation and resale. Flag problem behaviors early. Document training progress and outcomes.
BUILT FOR BUSINESS
MARKET INTEGRATION
Hasbio’s managed marketplace connects you with buyers nationwide. Real-time valuations based on genetics, condition, and current demand. Weekly market reports help you buy low and sell high. Move inventory efficiently with one-click listings.
FLUFFYBANK FINANCING
Starting a reclamation operation requires capital. FluffyBank offers five financing tiers from small startup loans to full facility expansion packages. Competitive rates. Flexible terms. Structured repayment plans.
FACILITY MANAGEMENT
HOLDING AREAS
Starter pen included at no cost*. Expand with additional enclosures as your operation grows. Indoor nurseries for rehabilitation stock. Outdoor areas for intake processing. Back alley access for field reclamation.
EQUIPMENT
Feeding and hydration systems. Waste management solutions. Climate control for sensitive stock. Behavioral correction tools (Sorry Stick, Sorry Box, Sorry Cage). Medical equipment available with appropriate certification.
CONTRACTOR COMMUNITY
FLUFFMAIL keeps you connected to seven Hasbio departments — Operations, Support, Finance, Markets, Genetics, Products, and Administration. Receive intake quotas, market alerts, policy updates, and recognition for performance milestones.
FLUFFCHAT connects you with hundreds of fellow contractors. Share field techniques. Discuss rehabilitation methods. Learn what sells. Find out what doesn’t.
FULL AUDIO SUPPORT
Sound Blaster compatible audio with eight-channel mixing. Audible alerts for births, deaths, escapes, and incidents requiring immediate attention.
Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card required.
FLUFFY-OS v1.2 PRE-ALPHA
Beta Contractor Applications Now Open
DIALUP CONNECTION REQUIRED IF MISSING DISK:
Windows: Hasbio Interactive FTP
Macintosh: Hasbio Interactive FTP
Your facility. Your operation. Your opportunity.
Fluffy-OS requires 16MB RAM and 50MB available hard disk space. Hasbio-certified terminal hardware recommended. Pre-alpha software may contain incomplete features and unexpected behaviors. Beta testers accept all liability for stock outcomes during the testing period. Hasbio Interactive assumes no responsibility for decisions made using Fluffy-OS recommendations or automated features. Stock welfare compliance remains the sole responsibility of the operator. By installing Fluffy-OS, you agree to the terms of the Hasbio End User License Agreement (Form EULA-7). Fluffy-OS collects operational telemetry to improve product quality. Some features require additional licensing. Behavioral modification equipment sold separately. Contractor licensing subject to background verification and facility inspection. Hasbio Interactive is a division of Hasbio Biotechnologies LLC.
© 1998 Hasbio. All rights reserved. All stock monitored.
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