Fluffy requests thread #4356467

Bestest piccys fo’ bestest finkie-foughts :trophy: :1st_place_medal: :2nd_place_medal: :3rd_place_medal:

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A fluffy that is dreaming of something wonderful, perhaps a pegasus soaring through the air, while in reality they are being euthanized by their distraught and loving owner.

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Fluffy putting together complex mathematical models about spheres only to get distracted by thoughts of playing with a ball.

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Crack an egg on a foal and convince its mom to eat it

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Bestest babbeh thinks it’s too big for miwkies and wants to try some kibble. Climbs into the bowl and sinks beneath the kibble. Mummah accidently eats bestest babbeh.

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A mama fluffy who has figured out how to crack a fluffy’s neck to paralyze it but not kill it. She then lures stallions back to her nest with promises of “gud enfies” if they bring her food. She then snaps the neck and has a nice warm bed for herself and her foals for a week or two at a time.

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This but spaghetti sauce.

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A person introducing their new foal to their adult fluffy. The fluffy looks at it, then stares angrily at the owner and says something like, “Fwuffy not dead yet!”

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An assassination story would be funny but ends with the fluffy assassin and his target dyeing a hilarious death

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Very odd request but how about some litterpal friends? Maybe two fluffs having a playdate so their litterpals are brought along, they get to talk and find comfort in eachother, of course all happy times must come to an end :frowning:

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That is a great idea. I love me some sadbox and that is a serious groaner.

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A person petting a fluffy that’s in their lap. The fluffy is hairless, covered in scars, possibly even missing some body parts like an ear, eye, or leg, and with a sad, defeated look on its face. There is a caption that reads something like, “There are no smartie fluffies, just owners who aren’t willing to take the time to train them right”.

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A pillowed fluffy that has been forgotten outside crying as a bird is pulling its fluff off.

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A person catches a feral fluffy looking for food in their kitchen. The fluffy is begging not the be put back outside. Saying it would even prefer “forever sleepies” to being out in the cold.

A Fluffy picking out its own toys to spend a birthday gift card.

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You diabolical mastermind.

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