Tired of your domestic Fluffies getting bullied, kidnapped, raped, or any other assortment of abuse by the hands of others?
Well in the Hasbio™ research labs, we’ve come up with a fool proof solution to your Fluffy pals situational need.
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It’d snap it’s own neck from the recoil on the first shot. 
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“Is it lethal?”
“Not to a human, no. The boys in the lab did some experimentation with small calibre bullets. 9MM, .22, stuff like that. After a number of test subjects ended up with half their head ripped off from the recoil we actually ended up inventing an even smaller calibre just to lower the kickback as much as possible.”
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Shhhhhhh dont tell them
$4000 down payment surgery and 1-2 less fluffy/ies
I consider that a win either way.
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“Hi-Point”
Jams the first time the little guy needs to use it, now he’s getting foweba sweepies
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If that isn’t basically an air gun then I hope that your fluffy has made peace with being paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of his short life lmao
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Dont worry its just a .22
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if he had shotgun mounted, his spine could bend in 360 degrees
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Damn Hasbio was so fucking desperate for money or just plain greedy, with that hidden charge do we expect tons of backlash and suing from the customers? 
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Is this image mirrored or is it just one of those weird pistols that has a left facing ejection port?
That said, seeing a fluffy doing the hot brass dance would be entertaining; “OW! OW! BUWNIE HUWTIES!”.
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Ironically I have been wondering for a long time what the best way to arm a fluffy would be.
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Chambered in 2mm Kolibri, or something equally pathetic.
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