You approach the brown wingy friend and notice the horn on her head! It’s… It’s not like you’ve never seen an alicorn but…what should you do?
Compliment the alicorn on it’s pretty wings and horn. How lucky it is to have both.
thinking to self “do not say munstah, do not say munstah, do not say munstah…”
ooc - Im curious what’s going on between the wing and the back leg… Are they wounded? Giving birth? Deformed tit squished weirdly against the ground?
Introduce self as it’s polite.
Compliment their mane.
Ask for their name.
I think it is just skin discoloration on and around the crotch-tits. That’s my guess anyways.
“Hewwo, youw bewy cute munsta, fwuffy mean munsta, fwuffy mean winged munsta, sowwy, fwuffy mean munsta, fwuffy mean howned munsta, fwuffy mean-”
…this…this has me dying
Mare stands up with smiling face like Brute.
“Am it weiwd fwuffy wan’ hew to buwwy fwuffy?”
Alicorn: “'ou said what ‘ou wewe thinkin’ didnt 'ou…”
Whatever you do
don’t scream munstah
Choose your ending ?
…ominous.
I reiterate: bust a fat nut in her
Say hello! Say name! Ask if they want to play, and what would they like to play. Play nicely
Say hi and be polite.
Lay down and accept your fate as you wait for her to eat you while being extremely dramatic about it like: ‘why me,’ ‘game over man, game over,’ or ‘goodbye cruel world.’
Don’t show fear. Momma told you these munstah eat fear. And fluffy flesh, maybe. You were a talkie baby when she told you. Greet her, complent her pretty mane then ask where to make good poopies before you have an accident.
She’s got a light colored belly and her udder has some dark spots due to her being multi colored, sort of like what you see on the belly of a multi colored dog
I would like to poke the fluffy with a fork.
Compliment her! She is beautiful
Then start stuttering when she (maybe) compliments back
Poke with peepee fork