Fluffy vs Minimum wage... By ArisenLeaf

Just like any person working minimum wage, the fluffy becomes bitter from her night job.

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Thought most bars were just refering to it as the ‘mystery Iager’ cause they either stopped seIIing it or couIdn’t move it if they used the name?

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‘Mystery Lager’ is a good placeholder name for a US domestic beer.
Same connotations as ‘Mystery Meat’.

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Poor kid…I bet her li’l hoofies get all sticky and nasty from the bartop.

Since she also seems to be rocking some kind of cleavage, she probably gets her share of unwanted attention.

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that fluffy is so cool, she’s smart too! what a great fluffy lassie ;D

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Since this is ArisenLeaf, probably.

Also of course the man who hits on underage fluffies ordered Budweiser.

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And his name is Dylan Mulvaney.

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“Fluffy Pony drowns”… in medical bills and student loans :3

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You know, I really like this one. It’s different.

I’m sure she doesn’t handle the beer tap, but apart from that I want to meet fluffy waitress, especially if it has the attitude and personality like this one.
Close to my work place there is a cat-cafe something, basically you go in and do cafe-things Surrounded by cats, I’d find it cute if I wasn’t allergic to them.
But I am more then sure in fluffy-verse there were places like that one.
Hygienic issues, well… I guess they only “hire” well-manned fluffies, or ones have brain like this one.
It would be cute they bring me things. They would accept biscuits as tip.

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So, Leaf: Does she have a name?

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Working a customer facing job for minimum wage?

I can dig some pretty gnarly fluffy abuse, but this…

RIP.

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