Let’s just say that this guy will not smell pretty for a very long time…
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Don’t anger a skunk, folks.
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I always assumed sorry poopies was based on skunk scent.
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If he’s a domestic he’s never coming in the house again.
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Or seagulls and Ospreys which also have projectile poop
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Heh heh… his fat little weeping face fills me with glee 
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Karma do be a bitch
There’s only one way to get bad smells out of fluffy fluff!
Fire.
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I love when they ask “why do defend yourself are are mean to mean or give stinkies o-“, like why do you think fuck face lol
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“why did you retaliate when I antagonized you and forced you to give up your food? Woe is me 
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Arguably the fluffy is lucky it wasn’t a squirrel. Squirrels are insanely fast and acrobatic and their claws are sharp as fuck. I once had a squirrel run up my leg; I was wearing steel tied boots and heavy pants but forgot socks, the little fucker drew blood.
A squirrel could shred a fluffy if it was so inclined.
my favorite thing easily has to be that these stupid ass things will be making threats and being hostile one second, then the instant they face any sort of karma for it, they’re “a gud fwuffy”
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They’re all bark and no bite (well in this case all blabber mouth and no bite)
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A fluffy’s greatest weakness and fear isolation
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