Somehow a fluffy had gotten into the sloth exhibit at the zoo.
“Dummeh munstah! Gu way! Nu wan yu hewe nu mowe!”
The sloth didn’t seem to notice the fluffy, walking towards where it would poop.
“Take sowwy-hoofies!”
The fluffy ineffectually hit the sloth.
The fluffy’s blows had no effect.
The sloth pooped, then climbed back up the tree.
“Dat’s wight! Yu wun way ow-”
The fluffy fell into two equal halves, having been bisected by the sloth’s claws an hour ago.
