This is why you donât use domesticated fluffies as fighters.
The best fighters are feral smarties and their enforcers. Theyâre used to giving other fluffies âsorry hoofsies,â and injuring or even killing fluffies in competing herds.
Alternatively, you can always social engineer one of the little pudge-goblins while they grow up so they hate all other fluffies with a violent passion. Poopie babbies are excellent for this if you get 'em early enough they donât have nutritional issues.
OMG
I just got a vision of Nightshade and Bluebell mudwrestlingâŚ
(Or chocolate pudding, if you really want to be kinky)
Amazon sells âpersonal lubricantâ by the 55-gallon drum. Water-based stuff cleans up easily afterwards. And it wouldnât go rancid like chocolate pudding would eventually.
Quit looking at my damn wish list!!
Real grapplers those two. ~chuckle~
Only real way to force fluffies to fight involves heavy doses of LSD and hypnotic suggestion
But lubricant wouldnât taste as nice as chocolate pudding, if you get my driftâŚ
Wheeze
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Wish list? For the lubricant or for my girls to go full-on âCollege Coeds Gone Wild?â
lol. now Iâm just imagining shitty cell footage of some costumed up fluffy jumping off the ropes WWE style XD
Fluffy hug contests, on the other handâŚ
Iâm gonna commit a illegal action to these fluffies if they dont start FUCKING fighting
Someone suggested a game where the fluffy that holds the hug longest is the winner, and I think that would be a perfect fit for a fluffy competition.
NEVAH!!!
The fluffies get tired but their owners wonât let them let go, they bet to much on this.
You just need to get two smartys and problem fixed
Or you can just buy him some wrestling action figures
fluffy hug contest, yes please. the one that lets go loses, see how long they can stand hugging while needing to poop or tempted by toys.
winner gets to fuck the ringside mare who holds up the round cards.