Do you have issues with a fluffy infestation?
Want to solve them quickly, simply and cheaply?
Head on down to your local hardware store and purchase a can of NEW Fluffycide Spray™.
The same fast acting fluffy euthanasia solution now in a spray.
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That will keep them out of the garden and vegetables
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I like to imagine that in the world of fluffies, abusers have a holiday like whacking day from The Simpsons. A festive event where they all just leave out big bowls of poisoned spaghetti and sing about how much they hate fluffies.
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I hope it has a dessicator agent so the whole house doesn’t stink like rotting pighorse
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I can say that you are one of the best at expressing the suffering of dying fluffies, I never get tired of it.
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Do you think we could spray this on our vegetables? They take a nummie leaf and just die, but once we wash it off, its safe for human consumption
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Aww, look at those little kickies <3
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Yes it’s perfectly safe or human and Non-fluffy animal consumption. Because of the amazing and wonderful scientific engineers at Hasbio. We made sure that the Fluffy-nide is only genetically able to effect Fluffies.
Do keep in mind that any Domestic Fluffy is also Vulnerable to the Chemical agent Hasbio is not responsible for any Accidental Domestic Fluffy death
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It be funny if Fluffycide is really just water + lemon juice or some harmless shit and that the reason it work is because fluffy so stupid that being told they’re being sprayed with poison just cause them to choke themselves.
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I think you’ve cracked the case, old chap. XD It’s just repurposed water and vinegar douche.
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omg please. its just some seasoning and they just keel over lmao
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Spraying Fluffies with lemon zest and extract? Well at least they will smell good upon death and it will block out of the shit that will fire out if their ass as they die a very slow death.
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Sir this pesticide is too spicy
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I’ll take 10 spray
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They have a kinder to the environment version that takes 5 times as long for them to choke out too. That’s my go too
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Fritz Haber is laughing his ass off at this in hell.
There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!