Funfties
They speak in hideously broken english
are physically capable of something called “FLASHING ENTER”
flunfties also catch fire randomly, or self destruct in very dangerous ways, most of their bodies are lead, and the rest are carcinogens so they’re also a really good way to fuck with abusers or would be hugboxers
Though they’re also subject to less predation because they instinctively emit blaring light and shitty electronic music
babies are born looking paw patrol dog jpegs while any runts be declared “EVIL OF THE BAD” and instantaneously self destruct into flashing lights and carbon monoxide
fluntfies continue to grow as uncanny valley paw patrol dogs until they melt into their current form
fluffies can’t tell they’re interacting with fluntfies until it’s too late and any foal drinking fluntfie milk will most likely die
really anything that touches them for too long without gloves is probably not gonna come out too hot
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Huh, this is a new version of Fluntfys.
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I missed most of those, and felt they weren’t deranged enough.
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No, not deranged, but they were a particularly hilarious flavour of oddball.
I look forward to Fluntfy 2.0b with added CrazytimeFun™
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So, you’re telling me I can lick it and die faster
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fluntfy starts rapidly spinning around OP-OP-OP-OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!