Foal in a Can, by WildeFaun

Fun fact, this is the same machine I got my unicorn fluffy Crush from.

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ohhhhhhh these seem lovely, i’d love to see what sorta little fluff i’d get through this thing

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Very nice job~ The Foal-Can trope (depending on headcanon) about skinning an adult fluffy to make a “mummahs-fluff” cushion for a foal that was taken from its own mummah and will just likely die in its can (or worse) is particularly unsavory to me…

I think that’s partially why I love (hate?) Foal-Cans so much, the awfulness of reducing fluffies (what I see as) living creatures to packaged “convenience” commodities with a shelf-life, like a gas station sandwich.

And I know from working in manufacturing, this would ABSOLUTELY happen in the real world if corporations could get away with it :whaaa:

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Well you pick one of the eight flavors and then it’s random whether you get an earthy, a unicorn or a Pegasus

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You see, no matter what flavour you pick, they all taste like chicken nuggets with a shit filling. ITS A SCAM

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laugh-angry

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