To the tune of Particle Man by They Might Be Giants
♫ Foal in a Can!
Foal in a Can!
You’ll love to play with
Foal in a Can!
What does it like?
That’s not important.
Foal in a Can! ♪
♫Is it a gem, or is it a wreck
When it’s underwater does it get wet?
Or does the water kill it instead?
Nobody knows
Foal in a Can!♪
♫Buying a can!
Buying a can!
Buying a can is a simple plan!
Find the one you like,
drop in your quarters,
Foal in a Can!♪
- catchy accordion solo
♫Your Foal in a Can
can live in your hand!
Die in the can if that’s your plan!
When it expires
that’s not important
Foal in a Can!♪
♫You can get lots more Foal in a Can!
At local stores, all across the land!
Ranging from large to smaller cans,
Happy Can,
Foal in a Can!♪
♫Fluffy Can, Fluffy Can,
be hit on the head with a frying pan!
Or live it’s life in a garbage can,
Foal in a Can!♪
♫Is it impressed by it’s owner’s mess?
Does it feel totally worthless?
Who really cares what fluffies think?
Cathartic plan,
Foal in a Can!♪
♫Try you a Can!
Foal in a Can!
Foal in a Can doesn’t be-come bland.
Hold it’s whole
world in your hand.
Foal in a Can!♪
- why is this accordion solo so fucking catchy!?!
