Foal in a Squirt Gun Promo (Chad Lapposki)

[ChadLapposki]

New from BIGGEST HUWTIES INC

Prank your friends with a stream of warm fresh fluffy waste.

Or, if you dont like blood in your hands, push away that annoying fluffy that decided to set home in your alleyway and never stop fucking talking.

For only 21,99$ you’ll receive the full FOAL-IN-A-SQUIRT GUN kit.
The kit contains the squirt gun and a foal in a can.
And if you buy our product by calling the overlay number, you’ll also receive 3 foal-in-a-can for free!.

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!!!
Try also our:

Super Soaker MEGA-BLASTER

This monster of a gun can hold an adult fluffy and shoot a ball of shit for longer range!
For only 51,99$ you also receive 3 customizable fluffies.

And the SENSITIVE SHIT-STORM

The last piece of our list.
Thanks to the electric pump, this little jewel can stream massive amount of shit over all your unaware victims!
For 109,99$ you receive a sensitive bebe for free.
backpack not included

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? this offer wont last for long.
Buy our new Foal-In-A-Squirt Gun now for maximum fun.
Don’t wait for a sale cut because our stocks are limited.

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parry this you filthy casual

[Mecha_Elf92]

GIMMIE GIMME

[MEY]

Did you just weaponize Fluffy shit!?

What are you doing you mad man

[ChadLapposki]

[OtaX]

This is the most cruel thing I’ve ever seen.
If used against humans, I mean. using it against other fluffies is hilarious.

[Recent6284]

Headcrab Shells, only with Fluffies.

[ChadLapposki]

Consider this.
You are on vacation, but your boss calls you anyway and forces you to stay at work.
a lil revenge is obligatory

[yellowcottoncandy030]

ayo I love this gun

[ChadLapposki]

Well that wont be very effective.
U put the can on reverse, that way the canned foal will explode due of air pressure

[See_through]

How to start an epidemics or two

Step 1: Buy Foal squirt gun
Step 2: Use it on people. Note for best results use it in enclosed spaces with a lot of people
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

[yellowcottoncandy030]

that’s what I hope it does,all the blood and meet shooting into another one will make these two explode alomst in the same time.
imagine someone run to you like a suicide bomber holding two foals

[FluffiesAreFood]

I could see autocratic regimes using these against protesters and dark skinned people.

[Parvt]

I sense a rise in lawsuits over being shot with fluffy shit

[Blank]

Hmm I could rob a bank with ease with one of these…

[TheDoctor]

the soul of every pool party!

[BunnyBean18]

Everyfluffy gangsta till the nice hooman pulls this out

[7svendye]

Good for outdoor fun and the impending lawsuit that will happen

Come on you’re technically fling poop

[P00Pieplace]

Shut up and take my money!

[7svendye]

But I can’t see this being used for bestest babies

Make a mama hate him for the humiliation she’s going through

[Babbehkicker]

That squirt gun is a war crime to use against humans. Against fluffies it’s more of an “eye-for-an-eye” situation.