Foal Mimic (Blork)



As fluffy ponies proliferated and became agricultural pests and nuisance animals, Dr. Laura Tremaine observed the process. She watched as fluffy abuse became more and more common, socially-acceptable, and sadistic.

While she understands that sometimes a feral herd must be exterminated to protect the human food supply, and that overpopulation of anything is a disaster, particularly something that was never meant to exist, she hates to see cruelty. Shoot them if you must, she says, but there’s no call to skin them alive.

Further, as a survivor of some truly horrific child abuse, Dr. Tremaine has a soft spot for the helpless, hapless fluffy foal. Seeing how people use their trusting nature to do the most horrible things to them and their mothers has driven her just a little bit crazy. After several violent alleyway altercations, Dr. Tremaine decided to work smarter, not harder, and put her degree to use.

While not on the team that created the original Hasbio Fluffy Pony™, Dr. Tremaine does work in the same field. In fact, they used some of her research on chimeraism. So, creating the Foal Mimic was a painstaking labor of love, but far from impossible.

The Foal Mimic is essentially a fluffy subspecies. It’s the size of a “talkie babbeh” as an adult, always apparently a unicorn with good colors, and has six legs rather than four, which it instinctively keeps tucked unobtrusively up against its belly. Out of combat mode, that’s the only obvious visual difference. Most fluffies don’t notice, and many humans don’t at first glance, either.

The most important differences are invisible. The Foal Mimic has the power-to-weight ratio of a real animal or better, fast, strong, graceful, and durable in a way fluffies are not, with incredibly strong and flexible bones. And mentally, the Foal Mimic is vastly different. It has to be smarter, of course, to conceal itself within feral herds, but Dr. Tremaine also instilled a ferocious resilience, and a hardcoded set of instincts:

  1. Find Mummah. Upon reaching adulthood and/or being released from the lab by Dr. Tremaine, the Foal Mimic will immediately seek out a fertile mare and try to get itself adopted.

  2. Huggies And Wub. Dr. Tremaine was very careful to keep the congeniality of the original fluffy pony. As long as you don’t do anything really cruel to a defenseless creature in front of them, these little guys make good pets. They like humans just fine, and have been adopted when feral families are taken in. With no reason to fight, they’re just six-legged foals that never reach full size, and ferals are born with all kinds of weird shit.

  3. Protect The Herd. The whole point of being a Foal Mimic. Along with the enhanced durability and strength, the Mimic’s horn is actually sharp and made of bone, and it can deploy venomous spikes, sharp claws that allow it to climb like a cat, and viciously sharp teeth in a widened jaw. The Foal Mimic will fight natural predators if forced to, but isn’t great at it, and will always prefer to herd its fellows away so it can keep pretending to be a normal fluffy.

Dr. Tremaine designed them to be fully vulnerable to humane traps, being shot, and other normal methods of culling. The idea was for the Mimic to only be a danger to humans who take pleasure in tormenting baby fluffies, exploding in their faces like a hidden bomb. (Let us remind you: Dr. Tremaine’s stepfather was a very, very bad person. She is currently in therapy, but healing is non-linear.)

  1. Babbehs. The Foal Mimic reproduces seasonally in the wild, finding each other via pheromones on the wind and as territorial markings. Couples den up and become reclusive as the mare lays her clutch of leather-shelled eggs, (Dr. Tremaine reckons that it has something to do with the platypus DNA she used for the venom) and they raise their litter to adulthood, a very quick process.

That done, everyone’s Find Mummah instincts kick back in, and they disperse to guard the fluffy herds once more. Foal Mimics recognize their relatives when they encounter them, and are very affectionate.

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YESSSSSSSSSS SCI-FI BIOPUNK WORLDBUILDINGGGGGGGG

inject this in my veins!

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That’s just gonna weed out the lazy and sloppy abusers that is a cool concept imagine getting poisoned by that thing

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Right? As Dr. Tremaine says, “At least work for it, you bastards.”

This was literally my first fluffy subspecies idea, but I’ve been afraid people would think it was all Reddit OC and hate it. So I wanted to at least wait until I had posted shit people liked, and then put this up. :ahahaha:

ETA: And the venom is horrible. It’s not quite as bad as actual platypus venom, but that’s plenty bad enough. And morphine still doesn’t do shit for the pain.

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I though people would hate this, but I should’ve known you would love it. :ahahaha:

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But of course, this is Da Good Stuff, I always enjoy when this kind of thing comes to Fluffies

If you have bioengineered artificial lifeforms designed for consumerist interest, you’re going to get other insanity to go along with it

Like, I can imagine this thing just suddenly appearing at Sunshine Feels one day, Sundae goes like “I just think he’s neat!”

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“Am not babbeh, but am not not babbeh? Sundae nu knu.”

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Gotta be a mini-chapter now, you gotta do it, it’ll be funny

They just show up, then there’s a bunch of em

They talk like regular foals to Fluffies and humans, but to each other where nobody can see or hear? It’s like they’re all wearing a wire or headset in a sting operation, all gravelly-voiced XD

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They really love their fluffy families, too, so it would be like a Secret Service agent randomly interjecting about how much they love their mom.

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Sorta like this? https://youtu.be/3d1PoSz6xYw?si=uSx0aA-GaItCP0Q7

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So how are they like mentally compared to normal fluffy? Are they less “demanding” than a normal fluffies? More able to train them to do stuff?

I have a gut feeing this would blow up in everyone’s face over time.

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Mentally, they’re basically a fluffy with more gumption. They’re not really that much more intelligent, just like, capable of strategic thinking at all. They still want toys and spaghetti, but they want their family to be safe, more. Kind of a “livestock guardians vs. normal dogs” thing.

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I love this. Hell yes, Dr. Tremaine, you go girl. Hugboxer doesn’t have to mean squishy. And I can relate to not feeling too bad about the idea of someone who enjoys cruelty getting bitten in the ass for it. The issue, of course, is some kids who aren’t exactly sadistic but just stupid and impulsive and would regret cruelty later even without consequences. Future serial killers, no loss, but this would sure need some kind of public warning so people might monitor their rug rats more closely. She does not want those lawsuits!

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Interesting way to put it. So less likely to become an over-egotistical “smarty”

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Dr. Tremaine says, “Fuck them kids.”

Also, she’s a reclusive weirdo, her name is not on these things, and if they murder your precious little Dahmer baby,she’s losing no sleep over it. :ahahaha:

And foal mimics don’t really pursue, so I figure the average stupid kid would run away when it transformed.

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Oh, yeah, they have no investment in being “smarty”, just in the herd being safe. They’ll kill a bad smarty, too, actually. “Enfie babbeh says STABBY STABBY STABBY!”

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Good point! Stress-free monster eater, the perfect pet.

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Yeah, if a five-year-old is trying to take a chirpy, not realizing that this will kill it, the Foal Mimic is just going to jump at them until they drop it, and stand there with their spikes out, hissing. They’re not going to be like, “NOW’S MY CHANCE TO EAT SOME HUMAN EYES! =D”

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