You decide what’s next!
- Hammer
- Knife
- Pliers
- Needle
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You decide what’s next!
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Needle. Got to start out slow
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Buddy is S T U R D Y
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Pliers.
Effective but not deadly.
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I think the same
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"What is that yellow stain on my precious workbench!? Is that piss!? Did you piss on my workbench!? I had that workbench since 6th grade! I wanted to be a carpenter when I grew up, but that went out the window when I made the mistake of marrying my troll of a wife! That workbench is what’s left of my hopes and dreams! DO YOU FIND PLEASURE PISSING ON DADDEH’S HOPES AND DREAMS!? Do you have any hopes and dreams? Maybe enfing some mare (or stallion… whatever suits you, I guess) and raising a family. HOW ABOUT I SHOVE A RUSTY NEEDLE UP YOUR URETHRA!? Can’t have any ‘gud feews’ when you feel like you’re always pushing out 10,000 kidney stones with no success! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE DESTROYS YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!? Not fair, huh… WELL, LIFE’S NEVER FAIR!
…Anyways, I feel a lot better now that I vented out my anger in a totally non-volatile and completely healthy way."
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use piss
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The trauma needle
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Filled with bear adrenaline
red hot needles?
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The worst I’ve hurt myself in a work shop was with pliers, so i voted pliers.
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Hope you have your ShamWOW handy
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Your artstyle is just the cutest, all the better for abuse
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