A jingle plays as the add starts.
Hello owner, have you ever heard this phrase?
Cut to a cute fluffy in a play room begging with large teary eyes. Pwease Daddeh fwuffy wan babbeh wan su bad!
The dreaded phase all owners hear the moment their little fluffy girl see adorable foals on television or in the real world. This is unavoidable for just about every fluff but with Foal’d Again, You can avoid neuter caused depression, running away, or spending a lot of money actually giving what she wants.
The screen shows a small plastic container with several small baby fluffy toys and a box of pills next to it.
Foal’d Again is a simple process starting with a strong constipation medication. As your fluffy starts to bloat, simply tell her that she has been gifted with tummy babies or go the extra mile and provide a fixed mate. As time goes on, give her the special laxatives in the day or two biggest poopies will occur.
The scene shows the mare defecating a massive amount onto the safe room floor.
At this point open up your container of Foal’d Again “new borns” inside you’ll find a variety of colored babies Submerged in a non-toxic slime to simulate after birth, simply pick these up from behind the mother and place them in front of her to start cleaning.
The scene shows the mare lick clean the babies crying about the taste.
Using our free phone app, you can start the chirpy babies actions to either chirp, defecate, wobble around, even start screaming. They have a tiny little mouth able to latch onto the nipple and simulate feeding.
A scene cuts to the mother crying to the babies to be gentle as they’re giving her milky place hurties.
The app also has a convenient to kill switch to simulate the babies dying in their sleep or to simulate the most excruciating death ever.
The scene shows the owner hitting a button on the app with a skull and crossbones. The chirpy babies begin to thrash scream loudly vomiting up the contents of their stomach and voiding their bowels as the mother watches in terror.
With this, the mother has now been proven to be a bad mother and she’ll likely never want to have babies again. Optionally there are additional add-ons to Foal’d Again to simulate the chirpies going on to the talkie stage and even up to be weaned if you really want her to have a happy motherhood before taking it all away.
The ad shows three large foal toys sitting around their mother as the owner uses the app to make them call her a dummy, say her milk is the worst , and they only want kibble and a new family now.
Foal’d Again is fun and convenient way to punish or provide a fluffy desiring motherhood exactly what they want. Alternatively, these can also just simply be toys for your children if you want a soft interactive facsimile that doesn’t require large amounts of equipment.
The scene shows several happy children using the phone app to make the tiny robotic foals wobbler around giggle and interact with each other.
Foal’d Again is a product of D’arc Corporations providing excellence in our field.
