You ignored what he was yapping about all the time, but now he made a mistake: Shitting on your doorstep and having the audacity to ask for “warm homesies and sketties”.
You picked him by the tail and lifted him up as he screamed for “bad upsies”. After he stopped crying for what felt like a eternity, he begged once again for a warm home and huggies, this time adding that his mummah “went forever sleepies due to a barkie munstah”.
I choose to keep it but i know that eventually he will start to behave bad and either run away forgetting his past life due of laziness or i kick him out
Power wash that shit ass. Cold water from the backyard hose.
Find that ‘bawkie munsta’ that gave his mummah forever sleepies.
If dog is still hungry, let him finish off the family.
If dog is homeless, give him the warm forever home and sketties.
Any fluffy, much less fluffy foal, that can correctly use the preposition “due to” is a potentially dangerous evolutionary step that should be eradicated