Followed Home (EchoBro)

You’ve been followed home by a feral foal.

You ignored what he was yapping about all the time, but now he made a mistake: Shitting on your doorstep and having the audacity to ask for “warm homesies and sketties”.

You picked him by the tail and lifted him up as he screamed for “bad upsies”. After he stopped crying for what felt like a eternity, he begged once again for a warm home and huggies, this time adding that his mummah “went forever sleepies due to a barkie munstah”.

What will you do?

  • Leave him be and just enter home
  • Adopt him
  • Yeet him across the yard
  • Turn him into a litterpal
  • Let him in just to give him a bath
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He just needs his shit ass washed

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My gut tells me he is desperate and only shat only to get some form of emotion

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wow i misjudged the fluffycommunity i half expected everyone to litterpal him

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Dont just turn him into a litter pal, turn him into YOUR litter pal!

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Can I vote reverse mortal combat death where his spine is ripped out with his tail?

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I voted for the bath. But to be clear, I meant an acid bath.

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I choose to keep it but i know that eventually he will start to behave bad and either run away forgetting his past life due of laziness or i kick him out

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A quick death,

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litterpal 100% free

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See I was thinking bathe him and then just like leave the still wet Fluffy outside. “Okay bye-”

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How fast was that foal going to keep up with a walking human?
Give him a bath, see how he acts. Might be worth keeping. If not, toss back outside.

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Power wash that shit ass. Cold water from the backyard hose.
Find that ‘bawkie munsta’ that gave his mummah forever sleepies.
If dog is still hungry, let him finish off the family.
If dog is homeless, give him the warm forever home and sketties.

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Powerwaah his ass WITH BURNIE WAWAS. Then feed him to the munstah that decimated his family.

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aaww, what a cute foal. If you behave well, you’ll have a warm and loving home. But if you don’t, you’ll suffer the consequences.

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Bring out the 9mm and shoot it in the face!!!

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YEETUS THAT FETUS

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Any fluffy, much less fluffy foal, that can correctly use the preposition “due to” is a potentially dangerous evolutionary step that should be eradicated

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