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there are probably easier ways of opening your gate then buying a whole liveing creature just to open it
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and he’s still fucking it up
maybe some more sorry sticks
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I can excuse an unprofessional work ethic, but I draw the line at requesting small scratch related comforts.
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the point i was trying to make is that this guy is a bonehead, you can’t take the most inconvenient option and then complain when it does not work
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This is 100% something Ricky would do.
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That’s the abuser market.
Overcomplicate a simple task by including a Fluffy, blame the Fluffy for getting it wrong, beat the shit out of the Fluffy.
The question becomes was the task overcomplicated on purpose so the Fluffy was doomed to failure, or is the owner monumentally stupid and can’t see that they’re the problem.
Because it’s about 50/50 depending on the tone of the story.
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fair enough, such is the nature of abusers and their fluffies
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sick fuck is enjoying the sorry stick as a replacement for just back scratches, doing their job purposefully wrong.
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I imagine that Ricky’s house is full of poorly optimized mechanisms that rely on the work of a poorly trained and inefficient fluffie that makes him lose money, but hey, he’s rich and the suffering is worth the expense.
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pool cleaner is a very unhappy and starving seafluffy on a leash in the pool.
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I really don’t understand why this is so hard for people to get, the game was rigged from the start
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Phantom Limb Itching (Pastry_Knight) this is making me want to do some more phantom limb itching or pretty much anything where a fluffy is itchy and can’t make it stop
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Abusers and their methods get creative every day
instead of a roomba its a fluffy that has to eat everything on the floor, the owner hides laxitives everywhere.
alexa is just a foal charged with putting the music on, they are locked inside the speakers
egg timers are a mare that needs to keep time or the next thing to get cooked is one of her offspring
Toilet brush gets a replaceable head, its a stick that you shove a foal on, after you are done using it you can just flush the foal
clapper lights, fluffy deathly afraid of the dark
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man have you dealt with trying to have tech home products of the Internet of Things? I got some LEDs with a controller that needs an IP address? and it’s a nightmare. The fluffy solution is somewhat subpar but it will never malfunction from a DDOS attack at least
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Man, you unlocked me a memory about a guide to craft a fluffy lamp, i can’t remember the autor
It’s like the Flintstones but with fruit-horses/pig-hamsters.
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…also I like how the shelter has the whole description posted but can’t be bothered to give him like, a scrubby brush to itch his own back.
“He’s super wonderful and needs a ton of accomodations but we won’t give any of those accomodations-”
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There’s only one thing that’d make this worse, and it’s Alex being given a special friend and being forced to eat her